Everyone gets made fun of, but few have the courage to stand up and fight back. If you ask me, all that "turn the other cheek" mumbo-jumbo never helped no one. My advice is if you're getting roasted, don't just sit there and take it, fire back. Make sure your comeback is good, though. If it isn't, you'll get burned harder than ever. To avoid becoming the butt end of your next joke, check out this list of salty comebacks for some inspiration.
Please apply cold water to that burn!